thearchangeltrickster:

timelordassbutt-from221b:

jumpushfall:

grapefruitshampoo:

I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom

and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom

do you feel me?

i taste you

we always end up here dont we

Woman yelling at her daughter:  For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter:  I want it and I'm buying it.
Woman:  This is ridiculous.
Me:  If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs:  Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box:  To be honest, these are for me.

las chicas en la pubertad:

Los chicos en la pubertad:

when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

haemus:

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

I want to have a bf just like that

anus:

spotting a hot person

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breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

“where did my van gogh”

joetrohnam:

Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.